She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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