Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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