Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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