How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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