And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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