this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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