Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I supernannyed him into submission
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
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