You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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