So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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