Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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