Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
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