my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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