Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
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