ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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