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I want you more than these girls want KFC
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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