I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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