Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
he had hair everywhere except his balls
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
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