ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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