I think I am morally bankrupt
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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