margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
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