Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Small penises have feelings too.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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