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you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
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I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
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We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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