batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Randomize
