Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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