Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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