You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
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