Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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