everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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