Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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