idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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