The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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