I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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