I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
