So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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