Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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