Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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