so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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