Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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