Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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