It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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