yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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