at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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