do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
time to smoke my breakfast
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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