u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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