how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Randomize
