How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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