theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
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