hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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