You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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