i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
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