And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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