going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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