Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I am spending my child support on dildos
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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