sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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