Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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