kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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